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First Appearance: The Big Race Page 2

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Well, now, when you're a poor little orphan foster wretch, anything's possible. Or so we tell ourselves.'

The Big Race Page 2

If we have souls, they're made of the love we share.'

The Big Race Page 4

The thing that scares me most of all is that it burst out from the jungle directly in front of our ambush position. It had killed Jensen and Lucca before we knew what was happening. Nothing that large should be able to move like that.'

The Big Race Page 8

A child, not knowing what is extraordinary and what is commonplace, usually lights midway between the two, finds interest in incidents adults consider beneath notice, and calmly accepts the most improbable occurrences.'

Free To A Good Home

With it, we can see what we wish to see in other people. Without it, we can't see anything at all.'

The Big Race Page 12

The secondary gyrodyne relays of the propulsion field intermatrix have depolarized!'

The Big Race Page 23

Que l'enfer que tu trouveras soit le fruit de ton insouciance.'

The Big Race Page 25

I brought you something blue... me...

The Big Race Page 31

Kiazi's children. Their faces wet.

The Big Race Page 32

Embarrassment factor, 91%! Advised repair schedule; reboot startup disc, offline for 36 hours and replace head. Boy! What a night!

His Thinking Cap

You're no Superman. "The ladies say otherwise!"

Questions You Mustache Yourself

Our world is in peril.

The Most Important Favor Page 1

Are you smoking? You really should quit. First of all, it turns you into an instant target in the dark. As for what it means to your health, I won't even go there. Remember what Naomi said about lung cancer rates. Everyone knows that it's a dangerous substance. "So's war, and I've done that all my life."

The Most Important Favor Page 2

The door was the way to... to... The Door was The Way. Good. Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to.'

The Most Important Favor Page 3

That's right! I am no more or less than myself. I am me! I want to be myself!

The Most Important Favor Page 4

First you must ingest some fresh-squeezed blorg, or perhaps splut-wingx! And wait until you see the pordkins. They are as big as a florknock!

The Most Important Favor Page 5

Something's coming. Something hungry for blood. A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here.

Weirder Dealies Pt 1

I thought it said 'liberate me,' 'save me.' But it's not 'me.' It's 'liberate tute me' - 'save yourself.' And it gets worse.

Weirder Dealies Pt 2

Whether we are based on carbon or silicon makes no fundamental difference. We should each be treated with appropriate respect.'

Let39s Bee Friends Again

We see the stars, and we want them. We are beholden to give back to the universe.'

Old age, she said, "is slower than a grenade, but a lot more thorough."

200th Update Spectacular

The past is past, the future unformed.

We know this to be a primary autonomic response, the so called 'shame' or 'blushing' reaction to a morally shocking stimulus. It can't be controlled voluntarily, as can skin conductivity, respiration, and cardiac rate.

Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep Satellite9 Guest Comic

We may eliminate death someday but I doubt if we’ll ever eliminate taxes.

A Cold Case Page 2

I love the bitter stink of smokepowder in the morning. It smells likeâ€¦ victory.

Adventure Part 1

I'm so glad you're my partner in crime.

Adventure Part 4

Welcome to my domain. Behold the shape of things to come.

Aren't you the one who always says a little suffering is good for the soul? "I never say that."

Quetzalacatenango

Brian, your mother wants to know what kind of decorations you want on your cake. Robin Hood, Hopalong Cassidy, Archie, and Jughead. "Who are they?" "People mom and dad went to school with."

An Aunt Is More Likely

We're still flying. "That's not much." "It's enough."

We Dont All Need Hats

We don't have to win. We only have to fight.

When in the course of human events somebody does something that puts somebody else to the trouble of adjusting the numb routine of his life, the adjustee is resentful. The richer he is and the more satisfactory he considers his life, the more resentful he is at any change, however minute. And of all the changes which offend people, changes which require them to think are most disliked.

Inescapable Part 1

The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.

Inescapable Part 2

Timidity can be as dangerous as rashness.

Inescapable Part 3

Do you ever have times when your heart's suddenly struck with the feeling, "Now, now something must happen!"

Inescapable Part 4

I shall be taking you to Old London Town in the country of UK, ruled over by Good King Wenceslas. Now, human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner, like savages.

Excuse me, can you help me? I'm a spy.

Inescapable Part 8

Would you describe the accused as a friend? "No, I'd describe the accused as a git."

Inescapable Part 10

I thought I understood the nature of the bag, where I now know, I do not.

Inescapable Part 11

Why do I always think gettin' you home for Life Day is gonna be easy?