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Space calls out to humans. And the earth tries to pull us back down, saying that what we are doing is wrong...'
The Seat Of Your Pants Page 2
My hands are clean, but not because I wasn't prepared to bloody them.'
The Seat Of Your Pants Page 3
It was his job to do his job, which was to do his job.'
The Seat Of Your Pants Page 4
I learned that if you're gonna have a general over for dinner, you better have turkey legs and beer on hand.'
Thanksgiving 2014
This is Vultan. I read you. Where are you?' 'Flying blind on a rocket cycle!'
The Big Race Page 5
That's right! I am no more or less than myself. I am me! I want to be myself!
The Most Important Favor Page 4
First you must ingest some fresh-squeezed blorg, or perhaps splut-wingx! And wait until you see the pordkins. They are as big as a florknock!
The Most Important Favor Page 5
Something's coming. Something hungry for blood. A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here.
Weirder Dealies Pt 1
Whether we are based on carbon or silicon makes no fundamental difference. We should each be treated with appropriate respect.'
Let39s Bee Friends Again
We see the stars, and we want them. We are beholden to give back to the universe.'
Uranology
Old age, she said, "is slower than a grenade, but a lot more thorough."
200th Update Spectacular
We know this to be a primary autonomic response, the so called 'shame' or 'blushing' reaction to a morally shocking stimulus. It can't be controlled voluntarily, as can skin conductivity, respiration, and cardiac rate.
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep Satellite9 Guest Comic
Hey, are you kind of kid who reads the last page of a mystery first? Who pesters the magician to tell you his tricks? Who sneaks downstairs to peek at his Christmas presents? No, of course you're not.
Party All The Time Part 5
You're going all the way back to Planet Jackass, JACKASS!
Party All The Time Page 9
When in the course of human events somebody does something that puts somebody else to the trouble of adjusting the numb routine of his life, the adjustee is resentful. The richer he is and the more satisfactory he considers his life, the more resentful he is at any change, however minute. And of all the changes which offend people, changes which require them to think are most disliked.
Inescapable Part 1
The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.
Inescapable Part 2
Timidity can be as dangerous as rashness.
Inescapable Part 3
I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but... what the heck!
Inescapable Part 6
He thinks we're playing a game while's he's fighting a war.
Inescapable Part 7
Excuse me, can you help me? I'm a spy.
Inescapable Part 8
Well it's all your bull crap. All them Battlestar Earth plastic drink cups. "Don't you touch those! They're in mint condition, and they're going to stay that way." "I'll touch them all the way to the trash, that's what I'll do."
Inescapable Part 9
Would you describe the accused as a friend? "No, I'd describe the accused as a git."
Inescapable Part 10