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Our world is in peril.

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That's right! I am no more or less than myself. I am me! I want to be myself!

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First you must ingest some fresh-squeezed blorg, or perhaps splut-wingx! And wait until you see the pordkins. They are as big as a florknock!

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I thought it said 'liberate me,' 'save me.' But it's not 'me.' It's 'liberate tute me' - 'save yourself.' And it gets worse.

Weirder Dealies Pt 2

Old age, she said, "is slower than a grenade, but a lot more thorough."

200th Update Spectacular

The past is past, the future unformed.

I love the bitter stink of smokepowder in the morning. It smells likeâ€¦ victory.

Adventure Part 1