Kwah

If Vanaa could be hard-headed, that would describe Kwah. He has trouble getting along with non-Vanaa – although to hear him tell it, they’re the ones who cause trouble for him.

First Appearance: The Seat Of Your Pants Page 6

Archive

A somewhat flippant title, perhaps, but not without foundation! I have conquered the diseases that brought their victims here.'
The Seat Of Your Pants Page 6
Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!'
The Seat Of Your Pants Page 11
Attention, people of Earth! Attention, people of Earth! This is Krankor Exploration Force speaking!'
The Seat Of Your Pants Page 15
I don't care what anything was designed to do. I care about what it can do. So let's get to work, let's lay it out, okay?'
The Seat Of Your Pants Page 17
Bugs, Mr. Rico. Zillions of em!'
The Seat Of Your Pants Page 19
Simple. Change the gravitational constant of the universe.'
The Seat Of Your Pants Page 24
Every man's got his own honor and ethics, and so long as he sticks to 'em, who's anybody else to point the finger? You may not like his ethics, but you've no right to call him unethical.'
The Seat Of Your Pants Page 28
I know how alone you feel... alone in all that cold blackness... but I'm there in the dark with you.'
The Seat Of Your Pants Page 29
Planet Express is done for. What with our delivery crew missing, and the abysmal sales of Tickle Me Bender!'
The Seat Of Your Pants Coda The Vanaa
Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'
The Smooshsonian Institute Part 1
Other bounty hunters may conduct their business as they please. They have their standards . . . and I have mine. And I've got the merchandise, and they don't. There's a connection.'
The Smooshsonian Institute Part 4
“Disodium guanylate”. That would make a great alien name, don't you think?'
The Smooshsonian Institute Part 5
In the name of extreme profit, you're under arrest.'
The Smooshsonian Institute Part 7
You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday.
Easter 2016
Well, you're certainly lasting longer than I anticipated.
For The Flan Who Has Everything Pt 1
Temba. His arms wide.
For The Flan Who Has Everything Pt 5
They create communities out of diverse and sometimes hostile populations. It is a great gift, and a terrible responsibility, one that cannot be abandoned.
For The Flan Who Has Everything Pt 6
He who allows the alien to live shares in the crime of its existence.
Now You39re A Man Pt 3
We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?
Give Pease A Chance
Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
Egg Hunt