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Lieutenant Russ

First officer of Vrax’s ship. Does things by the book. Would prefer the crew become significantly less ragtag and eccentric. Will be disapointed.

First Appearance: The Prize Page 11

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Captain, I wasn't expecting you here.' 'Neither was I.'

The Prize Page 11

Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich.'

The Prize Page 12

If you could touch the alien sand and hear the cry of strange birds and watch them wheel in another sky, would that satisfy you?'

The Prize Page 14

Space calls out to humans. And the earth tries to pull us back down, saying that what we are doing is wrong...'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 2

My hands are clean, but not because I wasn't prepared to bloody them.'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 3

Right now, Captain, my time is running out. We leave so many things unfinished in our lives... I know you understand.'

New Year39s 2014 Part 1

First rule: never surrender your weapons. Second rule: blow the hell out of your enemies 'fore they can do it to you!'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 16

I don't care what anything was designed to do. I care about what it can do. So let's get to work, let's lay it out, okay?'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 17

Give a Martian woman a chance and death must take a back seat.'

Casinopeia Page 1

In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.'

Casinopeia Page 2

I was cheating. I was using my brain, which is something the average run-of-the-mill customer stopped doing a long time ago.'

Casinopeia Page 3

Nah, this is nothing. A little trigonometry, some minor wrist action.'

Casinopeia Page 4

First, you two let Scourge and Starscream steal one of Trypticon's eyes. And then you two allowed Astrotrain to be used as their escape vehicle. So Scourge is helping Starscream voluntarily, and you four were unable to stop them! Well, all I can say is...BWWWAAAAAAA!'

Casinopeia Page 5

Expect only what happens in the fight. That way you'll never be surprised.'

Casinopeia Page 6

In my experience, the heavy-handed, terror-inspiring approach closes as many doors as it smashes open.'

Casinopeia Page 9

There is an old Klingon proverb: "Revenge is a dish best served cold." And it is very cold in space.

Casinopeia Page 18

An animal may be cunning and ferocious enough, but it takes a real man to tell a lie.

Humans are almost always lonely.'

Big Trouble Page 6

No, it's not fair. You're in the wrong universe for fair.

You39re Under Arrt

Man is a rationalizing beast, if not a rational one.'

Past The Edge Page 5

Excuse me, can you help me? I'm a spy.

Covert Operations

Ideals, mes braves, they're easy to embrace. An' I t'ank you for dat, at least. It's dealin' wit' reality that'll take some work. For all of us.

Boy, do I hate being right all the time.

Party All The Time Part 2

Science tends to frighten those who are infrequently exposed to it, while the practitioners of science are often the most misunderstood people in the world.

Party All The Time Part 3

Hey, are you kind of kid who reads the last page of a mystery first? Who pesters the magician to tell you his tricks? Who sneaks downstairs to peek at his Christmas presents? No, of course you're not.

Party All The Time Part 5

In others' eyes, I am part of the world. But when I look out at the world from my own vantage point, I am not in it.

Party All The Time Part 17

I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my favorite spot on the Citadel!

I'll be subtle. I'm good at subtle.

It's a leader's job to be lucky.

When you stand oÂn this deck, you be ready to fight, or you dishonor the reason why we're here. Now remember this: When you fight a man, he's not your friend. Same goes when you lead men.

Wisdom includes not getting angry unnecessarily. The Law ignores trifles and the wise man does, too.