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Luc Antoine Duchance LeFyne

SMUG magazine’s popularity tracker usually places Cassiopeia at #1 on their “Roguishly Charming Galactic Outlaws” list. However, their #1 “Scintillatingly Sexy Smuggler” is Captain Lefyne, and has been since the list’s inception. Of course, anyone who’s met him will learn that looks aren’t everything.

First Appearance: Smug Magazine Vol 2 Issue 18

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The only important elements in any society are the artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning the society's values, can force it to change.'

Smug Magazine Vol 2 Issue 18

All my life, I have been responsible only for myself. When I risked, I risked alone to avoid making others pay the price for my mistakes. They want me to show them another way. What if I show them the wrong way? What if they come to me not because of the lesson, but because of the teacher?'

Casinopeia Cover

Give a Martian woman a chance and death must take a back seat.'

Casinopeia Page 1

In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.'

Casinopeia Page 2

I was cheating. I was using my brain, which is something the average run-of-the-mill customer stopped doing a long time ago.'

Casinopeia Page 3

Nah, this is nothing. A little trigonometry, some minor wrist action.'

Casinopeia Page 4

First, you two let Scourge and Starscream steal one of Trypticon's eyes. And then you two allowed Astrotrain to be used as their escape vehicle. So Scourge is helping Starscream voluntarily, and you four were unable to stop them! Well, all I can say is...BWWWAAAAAAA!'

Casinopeia Page 5

Expect only what happens in the fight. That way you'll never be surprised.'

Casinopeia Page 6

The first nonabsolute number is the number of people for whom the table is reserved. This will vary during the course of the first three telephone calls to the restaurant, and then bear no apparent relation to the number of people who actually turn up.'

Casinopeia Page 7

Though my sentries may sleep and my ships may rest at anchor, our foes know full well that big guns never tire.'

Casinopeia Page 11

Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing'

Casinopeia Page 12

Oh, uh- you put your hand in mine, and then up, and down. It's this little custom we have on Earth.'

Casinopeia Page 13

If a falling stone could reason, it would think, "I want to fall at the rate of thirty-two feet per second."'

Casinopeia Page 14

In spite of the opinions of certain narrow-minded people, who would shut up the human race upon this globe, as within some magic circle which it must never outstep, we shall one day travel to the moon, the planets, and the stars, with the same facility, rapidity, and certainty as we now make the voyage from Liverpool to New York!

Casinopeia Page 17

Whatever I may do to serve you will be prompted solely from selfish motives, since it gives me more pleasure to serve you than not.

Casinopeia Page 19

This is Vultan. I read you. Where are you?' 'Flying blind on a rocket cycle!'

The Big Race Page 5

Your next conversation is a conversation about not having the previous conversation, saying you were looking forward to the previous conversation, and now feel a bit lost not having had that conversation. You conclude that you will probably get used to hearing the results of your conversations and no longer having the conversations yourselves.

On every world, wherever people are, in the deepest part of the winter, at the exact midpoint, everybody stops, and turns, and hugs, as if to say "Well done. Well done, everyone! We're halfway out of the dark." Back on Earth, we called this Christmas, or the Winter Solstice. On this world, the first settlers called it the Crystal Feast. You know what I call it? I call it expecting something for nothing!'

Christmas Eve 2015

So, what are you gonna try next? Cheese?

We don't want to conquer the cosmos, we simply want to extend the boundaries of Earth to the frontiers of the cosmos.'

A Week In The Life Of Luc Antoine Duchance Lefyne

Cosmo apologize for unprofessional conduct.

The Body Snatchifiers Pt 5

Sometimes there’s no point in giving up.

French Goo Wave Jadie Guest Comic

Hunger, prolonged, is temporary madness! The brain is at work without its required food, and the most fantastic notions fill the mind. Hitherto I had never known what hunger really meant. I was likely to understand it now.

Messages Pile Up