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Nimoo

A Vanaa with a strong interest in “solid” culture, Nimoo has become fully accustomed to expressing himself by forming a mouth (unlike most Vanaa).

First Appearance: The Seat Of Your Pants Page 6

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A somewhat flippant title, perhaps, but not without foundation! I have conquered the diseases that brought their victims here.'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 6

I learned that if you're gonna have a general over for dinner, you better have turkey legs and beer on hand.'

Thanksgiving 2014

Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 11

I know how alone you feel... alone in all that cold blackness... but I'm there in the dark with you.'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 29

Planet Express is done for. What with our delivery crew missing, and the abysmal sales of Tickle Me Bender!'

The Seat Of Your Pants Coda The Vanaa

Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'

The Smooshsonian Institute Part 1

Meglio essere felici in questa vita che aspirare a esserlo nella prossima.'

The Smooshsonian Institute Part 3

Ã¢â‚¬Å“Disodium guanylateÃ¢â‚¬Â. That would make a great alien name, don't you think?'

The Smooshsonian Institute Part 5

How come I never make friends like that?' 'You really need to get out more.' 'We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?'

The Smooshsonian Institute Part 6

In the name of extreme profit, you're under arrest.'

The Smooshsonian Institute Part 7

Each man gets a chance to be his own kind of hero. Your time will come, and when it does, watch out. Chances are it'll be the last thing you ever expected.'

The Smooshsonian Institute Part 9

Behind every man now alive stand 30 ghosts, for that is the ratio by which the dead outnumber the living.'

You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday.

Temba. His arms wide.

For The Flan Who Has Everything Pt 5

They create communities out of diverse and sometimes hostile populations. It is a great gift, and a terrible responsibility, one that cannot be abandoned.

For The Flan Who Has Everything Pt 6

Old age, she said, "is slower than a grenade, but a lot more thorough."

200th Update Spectacular

The past is past, the future unformed.

He who allows the alien to live shares in the crime of its existence.

Now You39re A Man Pt 3

We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?

Give Pease A Chance

Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.

This necessity need not be argued; anyone with eyes can see that any organism which grows without limit always dies in its own poisons.

Sometimes there’s no point in giving up.

French Goo Wave Jadie Guest Comic

Hunger, prolonged, is temporary madness! The brain is at work without its required food, and the most fantastic notions fill the mind. Hitherto I had never known what hunger really meant. I was likely to understand it now.

Messages Pile Up

It's the simple things that are really effective. Try to remember that.