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First Appearance: The Prize Page 10

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I spent a semester in Africa harpooning giraffes, and giraffes are basically land space whales.'

The Prize Page 10

Obeying an inalienable law, things grew, spreading riotous and strange in their instinct for growth.'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 7

Maybe this is a bad time to tell you, but the door is open.'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 8

The door dilated.'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 9

If you are worthy of your command, prove your strength and try to destroy me!'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 10

Exactly my point! Here are six thousand years of recorded history, a history that includes remarkable composers, astonishing symphonies! But what is the one song that half of them sing to their children generation after generation? You put your right hand in. You put your right hand out. You put your whole self in. And you turn yourself about. You do the hokey-pokey. You give a little shout. That's what it's all about! It doesn't mean anything! I have been studying it for seven days!

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 12

We send those men up into space to unlock the doors of the universe, and we don't even know what's behind them.'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 13

How could something as big as Atlantis just sink?' 'I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same question.'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 20

Even dogs have dreams, but not you. You are just a machine.'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 22

That's when we'll teach them something every human knows: payback's a bitch.'

The Seat Of Your Pants Page 23

If there's a spark of life, bacta will keep you going.'

The Seat Of Your Pants Coda Cassiopeia

All my life, I have been responsible only for myself. When I risked, I risked alone to avoid making others pay the price for my mistakes. They want me to show them another way. What if I show them the wrong way? What if they come to me not because of the lesson, but because of the teacher?'

Casinopeia Cover

I was cheating. I was using my brain, which is something the average run-of-the-mill customer stopped doing a long time ago.'

Casinopeia Page 3

First, you two let Scourge and Starscream steal one of Trypticon's eyes. And then you two allowed Astrotrain to be used as their escape vehicle. So Scourge is helping Starscream voluntarily, and you four were unable to stop them! Well, all I can say is...BWWWAAAAAAA!'

Casinopeia Page 5

Sometimes, in the dark of the night, I lie awake and wonder if different intelligences can communicate at all; or, if I've had a particularly bad day, whether the phrase 'different intelligences' has meaning at all.'

Casinopeia Page 8

If a falling stone could reason, it would think, "I want to fall at the rate of thirty-two feet per second."'

Casinopeia Page 14

In spite of the opinions of certain narrow-minded people, who would shut up the human race upon this globe, as within some magic circle which it must never outstep, we shall one day travel to the moon, the planets, and the stars, with the same facility, rapidity, and certainty as we now make the voyage from Liverpool to New York!

Casinopeia Page 17

Blade swing with the force of a cyclone, cut crystal and bone, pistol and chrome, stand in my path, you're a dead man, I cut the whole world in half for the Number One headband.'

Personal Cattacks

Well, now, when you're a poor little orphan foster wretch, anything's possible. Or so we tell ourselves.'

The Big Race Page 2

If we have souls, they're made of the love we share.'

The Big Race Page 4

The thing that scares me most of all is that it burst out from the jungle directly in front of our ambush position. It had killed Jensen and Lucca before we knew what was happening. Nothing that large should be able to move like that.'

The Big Race Page 8

A child, not knowing what is extraordinary and what is commonplace, usually lights midway between the two, finds interest in incidents adults consider beneath notice, and calmly accepts the most improbable occurrences.'

Free To A Good Home

With it, we can see what we wish to see in other people. Without it, we can't see anything at all.'

The Big Race Page 12

And as your mother, you will listen to me, young lady. There will be no leading of these ships and armies on a mass-murdering crusade! Or else!'

The Big Race Page 16

I figure this ship is going like, what, twenty miles per hour? Figure an hour, and that puts us twenty miles out, right?' 'Jake's a total mathematical genius. One hour at twenty miles per hour. Right away he figures out that's twenty miles.'

The Big Race Page 19

Science is magic that works.

The Big Race Page 30

I thought it said 'liberate me,' 'save me.' But it's not 'me.' It's 'liberate tute me' - 'save yourself.' And it gets worse.

Weirder Dealies Pt 2

Whether we are based on carbon or silicon makes no fundamental difference. We should each be treated with appropriate respect.'

Let39s Bee Friends Again

Life is not a malfunction!

No One Man Should Have All That Flower

You are the millionth human to look at a spark, a flea, a raindrop, the moon, and the first to see it. For anyone to say that this is less remarkable than what Newton has done, is to understand things in but a hollow and jejune way. 'Tis like going to a Shakespeare play and remembering only the sword-fights.

Past The Edge Page 2

I can't even begin to tell you how fascinating this is. "Anthropologist fascinating, or actual fascinating?"

Past The Edge Page 15

You must trust in others or success is impossible.'

The Body Snatchifiers Pt 3

We do not have to adapt to the environment. We will change the environment to suit us.

The Body Snatchifiers Pt 6

We make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and stars, as if we were villains on necessity, fools by heavenly compulsion.

The Body Snatchifiers Pt 8

Your Omega Force is nothing more than an... Omega Farce.

The Body Snatchifiers Pt 9

That's the way with civilized men. When they can't explain something by their half-baked science, they refuse to believe it.

And I Am Content

Well, they don't seem to be making me sick. You know, I think this will be a good way to build a tolerance to the humans' filthy food!

Guest Malefactor

Love, like zen, cannot be learned, only felt.

How could something as big as Atlantis just sink? "I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same question."

Takeout Order Page 5

Seems there was no profit in it. "In revenge, there never is."

Takeout Order Page 7