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Feti

First Appearance: Smug Magazine Vol 2 Issue 22

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Revenge is for dreams... never for reality.

Smug Magazine Vol 2 Issue 22

Children, your performance in the school fundraiser was pathetic. Your parents will receive phone calls instructing them to love you less.'

Past The Edge Page 4

Man is a rationalizing beast, if not a rational one.'

Past The Edge Page 5

I never get furious. As we say in fencing, "What's the point?"

Past The Edge Page 6

Great and strange ideas transcending experience often have less effect upon men and women than smaller, more tangible considerations.'

Past The Edge Page 7

There are huge advertising budgets only when there's no difference between the products. If the products really were different, people would buy the one that's better.'

Past The Edge Page 8

I'm older than you. "Well, now I'm bigger. And on this planet size matters."

Past The Edge Page 10

You must be so EMBARRASSED! Do me! Do me, do me!

Past The Edge Page 11

You've got to go through it to get to the end of it.

Past The Edge Page 12

A sane being wished for peace and serenity, not to be the mortar in which the ingredients of destiny are finely ground.'

Past The Edge Page 13

You do not have powers so you can harm others. I hope you leave here with the understanding that you have powers in order to help others.

Past The Edge Page 14

I can't even begin to tell you how fascinating this is. "Anthropologist fascinating, or actual fascinating?"

Past The Edge Page 15

ADVENTURE!

Guest Punchyninja

Sterling, tough, dependable, honest, brave and true.

Not The Beach Episode Part 1

No, it's not fair. You're in the wrong universe for fair.

Not The Beach Episode Part 2

Coercion is the least efficient means of obtaining order.

Not The Beach Episode Part 3

Hot anger was bad. Ender's anger was cold, and he could use it.'

Not The Beach Episode Part 3 2

The truth is, a lot of Orions are capitalist, hyper-libertarian gangster-pirates, just not this one. That's why I'm here.

Not The Beach Episode Part 5

It's no problem, sir. Or should I say, it's no Beast at Tanagra?

Not The Beach Episode Part 9

You're always telling me that space is big, that it's an endless frontier, filled with infinite wonders. "It's true." "Well, if that's the case, you would think it would be more than enough room to allow people to leave each other alone."

Not The Beach Episode Part 10

Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage.

He who dies pays all debts.

When in the course of human events somebody does something that puts somebody else to the trouble of adjusting the numb routine of his life, the adjustee is resentful. The richer he is and the more satisfactory he considers his life, the more resentful he is at any change, however minute. And of all the changes which offend people, changes which require them to think are most disliked.

Inescapable Part 1

The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.

Inescapable Part 2

Timidity can be as dangerous as rashness.

Inescapable Part 3

Do you ever have times when your heart's suddenly struck with the feeling, "Now, now something must happen!"

Inescapable Part 4

The pen is mightier than the sword â€¦ if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

Inescapable Part 5

I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but... what the heck!

Inescapable Part 6

He thinks we're playing a game while's he's fighting a war.

Inescapable Part 7

Excuse me, can you help me? I'm a spy.

Inescapable Part 8

Well it's all your bull crap. All them Battlestar Earth plastic drink cups. "Don't you touch those! They're in mint condition, and they're going to stay that way." "I'll touch them all the way to the trash, that's what I'll do."

Inescapable Part 9

You're the lion. This is his jungle.

Cassiopeia And Page 2

Lunatics with a speculative bent can sometimes stumble overly close to certain guarded cosmic secrets.'

Cassiopeia And Page 9

I like the ancient weapons. The spear, the sword, the knife. They demand more skill. When you fight with them, conflict becomes more personal... more exciting.

Cassiopeia And Page 20 2

Devils when theyâ€™re up, angels when theyâ€™re down.

Takeout Order Page 1

Keep it. I fight for justice, not money. "At least take this and get yourself a proper cowboy hat. I can't be partnering up with someone who parades around in that ridiculous bat getup."

Takeout Order Page 2

I'm more of a poncho guy.

Takeout Order Page 3

The Master stated in his Great Learning that the extension of knowledge was the root of all other virtues.

Takeout Order Page 4

Drummer beat and piper blow, harper strike and soldier go.'

Takeout Order Page 6

Brace yourselves, I think you're about to witness a murder.

Takeout Order Page 14

Easy victories aren't worth winning.

Takeout Order Page 15

Nothing is stranger to man than his own image.

Takeout Order Page 16

Magnets humiliate iron. It's a theory about love.

Takeout Order Page 17 2

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.'

Takeout Order Page 19

We are, after all, evolved to relate to the physical world.'

Christmas 2024 Part 1