MOTOR MINX

An enigmatic cyborg woman composed of bleeding-edge technology. She is renowned for her abilities in racing, fencing, and dance. She also seems to have an unexplained connection to another cast member…

First Appearance: Smug Magazine Vol 2 Issue 20

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I could squash you like an insect, but that would dishonor all of the insects in the galaxy.'
Smug Magazine Vol 2 Issue 20
To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.'
The Big Race Cover
If we have souls, they're made of the love we share.'
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Light of the light, strength of the soul, ignite this eternal power inside of me.'
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We hear you have been training furiously.' 'I never get furious. As we say in fencing, "What's the point?'''
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I figure this ship is going like, what, twenty miles per hour? Figure an hour, and that puts us twenty miles out, right?' 'Jake's a total mathematical genius. One hour at twenty miles per hour. Right away he figures out that's twenty miles.'
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Good work. Give me a moment with the human, and next time… use a bigger needle.
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Well, like the good book says: payback's a bitch!
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I'll take care of the police. "Hey, wait! You swore!" "Trust me."
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Science is magic that works.
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I brought you something blue... me...
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I see myself standing with Kirk's head in one hand... and a tribble in the other.
The Body Snatchifiers Pt 2
You must trust in others or success is impossible.'
The Body Snatchifiers Pt 3
Live fast, fight well, and have a beautiful ending.
The Body Snatchifiers Pt 4
We do not have to adapt to the environment. We will change the environment to suit us.
The Body Snatchifiers Pt 6
Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.'
The Body Snatchifiers Pt 7
We make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and stars, as if we were villains on necessity, fools by heavenly compulsion.
The Body Snatchifiers Pt 8
Your Omega Force is nothing more than an... Omega Farce.
The Body Snatchifiers Pt 9
May you always drink deep. May you never be thirsty.
The Body Snatchifiers Pt 10
We know this to be a primary autonomic response, the so called 'shame' or 'blushing' reaction to a morally shocking stimulus. It can't be controlled voluntarily, as can skin conductivity, respiration, and cardiac rate.
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Life's full of mysteries. Consider this one of them.
The Body Snatchifiers Pt 36
That's the way with civilized men. When they can't explain something by their half-baked science, they refuse to believe it.
And I Am Content
Well, they don't seem to be making me sick. You know, I think this will be a good way to build a tolerance to the humans' filthy food!
It Adds Flavor
We may eliminate death someday but I doubt if we’ll ever eliminate taxes.
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You're so... consumed by your personal vengeance against life, whether it be its inherent cruelties or its mysteries, that everything takes on a warped significance to your megalomaniacal cosmology. "Scully, are you coming on to me?"
Party All The Time Part 14
Sometimes, the answers we need don’t match the questions we’re asking.
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Isn't that what it means to be civilized? That you can wait to get what you want?'
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I'm more of a poncho guy.
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The Master stated in his Great Learning that the extension of knowledge was the root of all other virtues.
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How could something as big as Atlantis just sink? "I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same question."
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Drummer beat and piper blow, harper strike and soldier go.'
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Seems there was no profit in it. "In revenge, there never is."
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Brace yourselves, I think you're about to witness a murder.
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Easy victories aren't worth winning.
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Nothing is stranger to man than his own image.
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Keep violence in the mind where it belongs.'
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Magnets humiliate iron. It's a theory about love.
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I began to suspect that the ultimate sacrifice isn't death after all.'
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They seem to spend their silly little lives getting in each other's way.
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I am not the one who needs to be reasoned with, Charles.
Bonus Pinup By Eppy