I seem to talk about renovations all the time so I’ll spare you guys that. I just wanted to give a shoutout to punchyninja for being cool and giving us this cool art for today’s update! And I wanted to thank all our patrons, with a bit of a special thanks to the new ones who joined last month. Thanks guys! You all help make renovations closer to affordable.
I don't know how to write fake in-universe pulp novel text, but I tried. I was like, "I should pick up an old pulp adventure book to get an idea of it!" But do you know how much those things cost now? So few survive, because of their cheap construction. They're collectibles!
Wait, maybe I should have asked to borrow my Dad's old Doc Savage books? Hmm...