Posted September 30, 2014 at 12:08 am

So far this year I've bought pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin spice ground coffee, pumpkin spice coffee creamer, pumpkin pie Pop-Tarts, pumpkin spice Milanos, pumpkin spice Oreos, pumpkin spice frappucinos, pumpkin spice Eggo waffles, pumpkin spice cream cheese, roasted pumpkin seeds... and yet no matter how many of these things I buy, I know that I can't find them all before autumn ends.

After a certain time all the pumpkin foods will vanish from stores, replaced by Christmas-themed foods. It's like Cinderella's carriage... you know, if the carriage turned into a sled, instead of turning back into a pumpkin.

Wait, this metaphor doesn't really work. I'm abandoning it.

- Gunwild

Can't talk now, grindin for loots in Destiny.

- Psu

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